On this memorial day of thanks, we here at Gross Uncle Industries would like to gather around the internet-shaped dinner table and share our mutual appreciation of:
Moist towelettes (unscented)
The cat across the street who recently lost it’s voice.
Stock photos of people on old-timey phones.
Shoe horns…love ’em!
Herb’s Deli and Walkman Repair on 17th.
Various recurring dreams of eating our way out of a fudge-based building.
The smell of having a shirt that’s actually been washed.
Old rich ladies in distress.
The idea to invent peanut butter dispensing machines.
Eyebrow maintenance outlets.
Dogs that carry booze.
Hyper-vigilant bag ladies.
and most importantly, headwear that has buckles…for protection.
What are you thankful for?