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Watch out for those pesky internet worms…
Frank Norris, part-time guidance counselor and full-time cool dad. He got a sign made to make sure people know where the party is.
Decided to update my Twitter icon with today’s sketch… World Wide Web, I give you…Stubby Smallhans.
Andrew Klass, an illustrator friend of mine who works and hangs around the Bostonian area, asked me to do a tattoo design for him a little while back…it’s a portrait! Andrew likes to wield the… Read more »
Dr. Marney’s Mustache Medium…brush a teaspoon-sized amount in three times a day for optimum poofiness. May irritate skin. If seeping wound occurs, consult your family Masseuse.
“Excuse me dog, are you a soldier of fortune? I have a gig I might need you for this weekend…we’ll have you fill out a 1099 after we get that knife cleaned up.”
Today’s sketch is pulling double duty…it is a daily, but it is also going to be part of the masthead design for Scott Hull’s Visual Ambassador site…the old image will be replaced by this “forward… Read more »
Found on Craigslist today: Chicken Trade for a Computer – $80 (san jose north)Reply to: email@example.com Date: 2009-03-25, 3:35AM PDT Do you need a chicken instead of having a computer? Willing to make that dream… Read more »
Geoff and Dowd later co-authored a book about the fundamentals of “hanging loose”.
Here are my three paintings for the “Back in the Day” art show @ Fabric8. They go a little something like this: Top left: “Star Watcher”Top right: “Absinthe”Bottom: “Breakdance Stance” Stop by in person to… Read more »
Archibald circa 1989.
“Local Cult Leader Looking for Obedient Disciples.” I am a single male, age 32, looking to start a new direction as a cult leader. I recently quit my job as a computer tech in San… Read more »
I posted a Craigslist ad titled “Any Local Rascals for Hire?”, and these guys replied first…they have very sensible rates.
We held interviews for a cat today…none of them made the cut.
Rhino Sticker! This fine animal specimen was drawn on a sheet of 4×6 adhesive photo paper and will be mailed out as part of the World Record Postal Combo Project. Basically, the idea is to… Read more »
Inspired by San Francisco’s finest animal stack… Dog Cat Rat! Here’s a video as well.
Kozz in his bee sweater.
You know, I’m starting to think that this rock candy might actually be glass.
Martin posing for his senior picture…he insisted on wearing that sweater.
Josef’s trademark gesture.
Say what? No, I don’t want no thin mints cookies, step off scout. You got seven seconds before I spray ya eyeball with Lysol.
My cat saved up money from his summer job and bought these wireless headphones, and now he never comes when I call him…I wonder what he listens to?
Benny spends most of his free time buying old baseball card sets on eBay and browsing the Missed Connections on Craigslist…he also Googles himself every two days.
When the grandfather clock strikes March 21st, there will be a twelve-person group show called “Back in the Day” at the friendly neighborhood art-and-fun nook. Fabric8 is the particular nook I am making a reference… Read more »
“Snowman” Jeffries likes to believe he is the real reason for the season.
Polka-dot Pete was kinda neat, he made a living on the street, selling odd things and being a cheat, no sentence he spoke was ever complete.
I am poised to enter the danceoff…
This wine has great resonance…and it boasts a wild undertone of robust raspberry notes, with a stale, left-open can of Ocean Spray finish.
The gang returned on the 14th day… …It was just as the old wizened cat lady oracle had predicted.
(Secret Agent Talk) Psst… The blue cactus has spoiled the mattress… No more vegan chili for Straight Edge Billy… I once knew a man with two left hands, he was a loyalist to knock-off brands.
“Dear attractive police woman, Thanks for the care you seemed to show while fastening the handcuffs around my fragile wrists. It means a great deal to me, because as you are doubtlessly finding out from… Read more »
“If I wasn’t here talking to you, I’d most likely be working on the rough draft of my first book…It’s pretty genius but I don’t think it’s worth really explaining because it involves a lot… Read more »
Most of my life I have spent my time wondering how it is that I am not embraced by mainstream media hype…
I’ll go get the frisbee in a minute…I know where it went…it’s fine.
I always enjoy a bit of Brandy before I hit the sack… …and by “hit the sack” I mean “teach english class”…
A starry night like this reminds me that my problems are not really as important as I think they are…I mean, think about how small we are in the universe. Also, the way that planets… Read more »
Sir Randall Jemmings was last spotted riding Southbound on the 101 on his recumbent bicycle…he packed a few peanut butter sandwiches and some extra sandals in his Jansport backpack, and left in search of what… Read more »
Peace near and far, a fancy car, or a cigar?
My cat David Chapman and I enjoy having conversations about who is the most relevant straight-to-dvd movie director alive today.
Bask in the unrestricted glory of my impenetrable curly locks…and completely ignore the hairline.
A little Sunday surprise to the head…
Our first paying gig…
Walter was very popular at parties…
Now that we’re off school grounds, I can let you in on a little secret…I sneak into the junior high building every night and pretend i’m the school janitor.
Last weekend was Fabric8’s 3 year store anniversary party, and I was asked to come in and draw with local art slingers Andy Stattmiller and Phoneticontrol…the three of us were also joined by some interesting… Read more »
Flower growing chant ritual…
Sloppy love musings from Tank the Lummox. “Dearest Gertie, I hope that the head trauma is healing nicely…if ever we meet again, I will bring my old Notre Dame style leather football helmet for you… Read more »
Veres De Moneysh? Eh boy?
Steffan and Raul are making whispery and critical comments about you constantly…you can just tell.
He had a very well trained pet bee.
To our surprise, just as he predicted, the apple fell at seven thirty sharp… The smug look on his face said it all…
“Pssst…hey man, I buried the loot under the sidewalk in front of the daycare…take this jackhammer.”
Onion zombie breath…
“The more you talk to me, the less I listen…”
Okay, I need to be buff in 24 hrs…here we go.
Vampire-approved “Krusty Blood Puffz” cereal.
Snappy, smiley, sharky Sheckmeyer.
Flask-totin’ Rockabilly William.
Droppin’ dogs like it’s going out of style!
Tumblin’ bean pup!
And finally, he remembered the parachute.
Don’t give me that smug look, Gregory…
We call this look “rooster punk”…
Hungover sea captain poses for a quick portrait sketch in Sausalito, CA.
The sophisticated vampire is starting to build up an immunity to moderate sunlight…that’s why it seems like he’s at all the high-end gallery openings nowadays…maybe his taste for blood will eventually turn into a taste… Read more »
Boy band member.
“The bandage is from playing frisbee golf, but don’t tell anyone I said that.”
I have no idea how my three pets have all stayed alive this long in each other’s company.
Pot painting cat with a Cognac hat…
Although I sport no spandex or compete in races, I love riding my bicycle…it’s one of my favorite things to do in San Francisco. I do my best to get out as often as possible,… Read more »
Ey, stay in school youngster…if you do, you might be able to avoid gettin’ gutted by a warthog…but don’t hold me to that.
“Yea, I gotta go get my scooter out of the impound lot…but then after that i’d be happy to go shoe shopping with you.”
Ummm…I feel like someone bribed the judges for this guy to get first place in the dogshow.
Oh, lumpy featherhat…it’s alright.
The itchy faced water bandit strikes again.
Fellow CCAD grad and all-around crazy noodler Thom Glick invited me to be a part of the Sketch-a-Day Challenge…I will be posting daily for as long as my schedule allows, but be sure to check… Read more »
Those that come in contact with me on the street say that I sound a little strained when I talk…I think that they are either in need of turning up the volume on their hearing… Read more »
…we get the idea! Happy Holidays to all my fellow human beings, and all participating animals as well. Don’t forget to tell your loved ones how important they are, and also don’t forget that you… Read more »
This smarmy little nature lover will be present at the holiday-tailored show “Little Wonders” @Fabric8 this weekend…he is painted on a little 4×4 canvas. Perfect for hanging around your garden, he will successfully scare away… Read more »
Do you ever find yourself enjoying art? Well then, what about shows? I see, I see…suppose we put the two together and then ask, what about art shows? It seems to me, that you just… Read more »
Behold the finest array of affordable art that this Bay-based city can offer! Little Wonders includes a healthy roster of great local SF artists and even a few non-local art suprah-starz from around the country…. Read more »
This lil’ fella here is my hero…no, really… He’s saved my life at least a dozen times, and the best part is, he doesn’t even ask for anything in return. I think that the main… Read more »
Here is a preview of one of the many black and white pieces that will be featured in the upcoming show “Realistic Realities” that I am doing with Andy Stattmiller. This drawing, like many others… Read more »
Hey, I don’t have much time to explain myself…but I can’t help but notice all the wonderful floral arrangements in your front yard…yea, I picked this one from your garden, but i’ll put it back… Read more »
You know, i’ve been all around this great galaxy…i’ve seen things that have completely confirmed and even exceeded my expectations of what the cosmos is like…but I think for now, i’m just going to hang… Read more »
“Realistic Realities”Artwork by Andy Stattmiller and Grant GillilandMusic by Trevor Morris of Lair Dander11.20.20087pm-12amA Bon Port Wine Bar & Creperie476 CastroSan Francisco, CA 94114 What kind of “reality tunnel” do you look at life through?… Read more »
I have been doing some sticker tradery lately on the interconnectedweb…Here are a few of the designs that I have made in the recent times. They are hand-drawn on Strathmore photo adhesive paper and then… Read more »
This past weekend I participated in charity event held by GoGoGracie Galleries at the ARARA clothing boutique…where I did some live and direct pen fiddlin’ for the masses. The place was full of interesting art… Read more »
I was recently asked to be a part of a show called Soft and Furry, which is a three-dee customs show put together by the major-time design studio Cypher13 in Colorado. I recommend checking out… Read more »
Toy lovers and art lovers alike will awkwardly-somersault for joy when they attend this collaborative art show held by art-boutique favorites Fabric8 and Neon Monster…Each artist participating in the show will be showcasing a two-dimensional… Read more »
Did this 8x8in painting for last month’s Landmark Show at Fabric8…I picked Dolores Park for my landmark theme, mostly because it’s my favorite SF spot to sit around and accumulate a serious sunburn while watching… Read more »
Fabric8 hosted it’s Mission Vinyl event last Saturday, which is a fresh combo of live DJ-action in the front of the store and live painting-action in the back patio…and some tasty BBQ action to boot!… Read more »
Here are some photo-documentations of the “Touch Base” puppet show performance on July 26th. It was a raucous night of laughter, confusion, frantic puppetry, and plenty of SF-based talk show banter! Thanks to those who… Read more »
Thanks to Owen Morris for animating our artwork for this promo! July 11th7-11pmFivepoints Arthouse50 A Bannam PlaceSan Francisco, CA94133 Pat does the voice for Gregg Sween and I do the guests and the announcer…Hurrah! See… Read more »
A portrait of a sensitive man.
I am extremely honored to be a part of the stellar artist roster over at Scott Hull Associates! With Scott and crew, I have high hopes to extend my irregular services to the whole-wyrlde! That’s… Read more »
If you could rate people’s rude outbursts, what would be your rating system?
Zeitgeist film fest illustration for SF Weekly.
Zombie-horror flick themed piece for SF Weekly.
Acrylic on canvas.
The undisputed Rubik’s Cube Cham-peen. For SF Weekly
Chinese New Year illustration for SF Weekly
Lord of the Rings illustration for the SF Weekly
Acrylic on cardboard
Farmer Gottfried and the animals out star-gazing.
Ah, reminds me of the midwest.
“Hack” “Wheez” “What’s in ya pockets, kiddo?”
He’s always there, watching.
Red faces of doom.
Bill and his new ride.
Heads, fingers, candy, etc…important stuff.
The first day of school.
We were never really sure what Saul kept in the jar, all we know is we would periodically catch him opening the lid and arguing in Spanish with whatever was inside. Once I was pretty… Read more »
My cat and I met on a park bench one sunny afternoon in July. I heard T-Rex coming from his headphones, and I knew we’d be friends for life. I am still pretty mad at… Read more »
Suddenly, the film was no longer of interest to father.
Billmur just hasn’t been the same since Ma ran away with the Gypsies and left behind all the cats.
And now a word from the author… “I spilled mustard on my trousers this afternoon in a small spat with the water wench at a Denny’s…Therefore, I found it in my best interest to sit… Read more »
Uncle Vincent at the Labor Day barbeque, moments from hearing his new flick “Supermarket Ninjas” was going to be produced. I felt pretty bad about hitting him with the frisbee, especially since when it hit… Read more »
Listen Bobby,there comes a time in every marginally-competant young man’s life where he has to decide what he will make of himself. Is he responsible enough to remember to wear pants when he leaves the… Read more »
Puppy up for adoption! Female, stout, slightly blind puppy seeks loving home. Been through several obedience training courses for aggression and playful mauling. Dislikes small children, larger children, medium children, stuffed animals, women over 40,… Read more »